Can't believe that I've completed my fifth year of secondary education. Throughout my schooling years, I used to have my hands full with homework and extra curricular assignments, gossiping with my mates, mocking them, laughing with them, throwing pranks at them but it's all over now. And it sucks. Well, friends come and go but memories stay forever, right?
I remember vividly when we were having our Add Math lesson early in one morning, our teacher, Mrs. Normah, was discussing about a Progression question. The question somehow had to do with the constantly evolving products' and vegetables' prices.
Mrs. Normah: Sekarang ni banyak harga barang naik kan. Apa lagi yang naik selain sayur?
"Minyak"...
"Ikan"...
Mrs. Normah: Tak. Ada lagi yang lain. Tadi baru Cikgu nampak Ameen yang tunjuk harga "tu" dah naik.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Mrs. Normah: Cikgu nampak dia tengah mengorat budak perempuan.
"Ohhh SMS naik!!"
Mrs Normah: Tak
Then,
Nabil: Harga diri
And I was like, "That's it!" Harga diri. Our teacher kept quiet for a while. Then she said,
"Cikgu tak sangka kamu ni skema betul!"
Gosh, I laughed my heart out on that.
I remember we were in the Biology lab and the teacher was saying something about bile.
Teacher Rosmizan: Bile ni warna hijau. Biasanya kalau mak awak pergi pasar, beli ayam, dia minta warna hijau tu buang kan? Tu sebab bile pahit.
Then, my immediate neighbour, Farah, nudged me on the shoulder and said
" Oh, sama macam hempedu lah kan?"
Me: Farah.........................hempedu tu bile.
Farah: Huh? Ye ke?
Me: Ye
Farah: Nad! Naaaaaadd!!! Hempedu tu bile eh?
Cik Naddy: Yep
Farah buried her face in her arms and I was laughing until the end of the lesson.
When I was in Form 1, I remember on one occasion where my class teacher told my, then class monitor, Ikhwan to do something. I can't recall what was it. I think maybe she told him to lift something off. So Ikhwan, being one of the tallest guys in my class, was too lazy to do it. He simply told his friend, Akmal, to do it instead. But the thing is, Akmal was too small and short back then. And my teacher went:
"Hmmm. Molek ah. Yang besar suruh yang kecil"
When I was in Form 4, one of the teachers said,
"Di mana ada Joanne, di situ ada Shamin"
And I said to Joanne,
"We come in package, right?"
Ahh, who could forget those "Joanne & Shamin" days right, Joanne? We were damned popular back then.
I guess the most recent unforgettable incident which will always be remembered by the 5 Ino students happened a few months ago. There wasn't any teacher in the classroom. We were doing our homework and chit-chatted at the same time. Suddenly,
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Kenape Nad?
Nad, Bakpe?
Nad? Nad?
Even the boys were shocked and thought something was wrong. Ammar in particular was deeply worried. But Nad gave an unapologetic yet simple and inarguable answer,
"Lalat"
Nad, you nearly gave me heart failure that day.
Man!! I'm gonna miss you guys a lot! Like I said earlier, friends come and go. But true ones stay with you always.
I remember vividly when we were having our Add Math lesson early in one morning, our teacher, Mrs. Normah, was discussing about a Progression question. The question somehow had to do with the constantly evolving products' and vegetables' prices.
Mrs. Normah: Sekarang ni banyak harga barang naik kan. Apa lagi yang naik selain sayur?
"Minyak"...
"Ikan"...
Mrs. Normah: Tak. Ada lagi yang lain. Tadi baru Cikgu nampak Ameen yang tunjuk harga "tu" dah naik.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Mrs. Normah: Cikgu nampak dia tengah mengorat budak perempuan.
"Ohhh SMS naik!!"
Mrs Normah: Tak
Then,
Nabil: Harga diri
And I was like, "That's it!" Harga diri. Our teacher kept quiet for a while. Then she said,
"Cikgu tak sangka kamu ni skema betul!"
Gosh, I laughed my heart out on that.
I remember we were in the Biology lab and the teacher was saying something about bile.
Teacher Rosmizan: Bile ni warna hijau. Biasanya kalau mak awak pergi pasar, beli ayam, dia minta warna hijau tu buang kan? Tu sebab bile pahit.
Then, my immediate neighbour, Farah, nudged me on the shoulder and said
" Oh, sama macam hempedu lah kan?"
Me: Farah.........................hempedu tu bile.
Farah: Huh? Ye ke?
Me: Ye
Farah: Nad! Naaaaaadd!!! Hempedu tu bile eh?
Cik Naddy: Yep
Farah buried her face in her arms and I was laughing until the end of the lesson.
When I was in Form 1, I remember on one occasion where my class teacher told my, then class monitor, Ikhwan to do something. I can't recall what was it. I think maybe she told him to lift something off. So Ikhwan, being one of the tallest guys in my class, was too lazy to do it. He simply told his friend, Akmal, to do it instead. But the thing is, Akmal was too small and short back then. And my teacher went:
"Hmmm. Molek ah. Yang besar suruh yang kecil"
When I was in Form 4, one of the teachers said,
"Di mana ada Joanne, di situ ada Shamin"
And I said to Joanne,
"We come in package, right?"
Ahh, who could forget those "Joanne & Shamin" days right, Joanne? We were damned popular back then.
I guess the most recent unforgettable incident which will always be remembered by the 5 Ino students happened a few months ago. There wasn't any teacher in the classroom. We were doing our homework and chit-chatted at the same time. Suddenly,
"AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Kenape Nad?
Nad, Bakpe?
Nad? Nad?
Even the boys were shocked and thought something was wrong. Ammar in particular was deeply worried. But Nad gave an unapologetic yet simple and inarguable answer,
"Lalat"
Nad, you nearly gave me heart failure that day.
Man!! I'm gonna miss you guys a lot! Like I said earlier, friends come and go. But true ones stay with you always.
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