Almost Tragedy

I've never had proper nicknames. Never been a fan of them. But I remember when I was in standard 5, a classmate of mine accidentally called me another name instead of the original one. You know when at times your mind go completely blank and you forget one's name be it your best friend or just any random person? I think he had that moment when he wanted to call me.

"Eeer......Hmmmm...Hey!"
"Hey! SAMENG!!"

That's what he called me. Sameng. Thank God nobody else heard it. Would've been a tragedy if my other classmates heard it.