I'm 18 today. Which means should I get myself engaged to criminal acts such as smuggling drugs, murdering someone in a gruesome way, plane hijacking, theft, condemning the nation publicly and even becoming a suicide bomber or a terrorist, I'd win a golden ticket to the prison and no juvenile school for me to be chucked in to. Hoorah!
Last night, I demanded my mother to get me a birthday gift and she said,
"Honestly, I treat everyday like your birthday"
And just as I was about to kiss her, she added,
"So I can't get you a birthday gift everyday"
*weeps*
Last night, I demanded my mother to get me a birthday gift and she said,
"Honestly, I treat everyday like your birthday"
And just as I was about to kiss her, she added,
"So I can't get you a birthday gift everyday"
*weeps*
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